{"product_id":"preorder-very-homosexual-flat-greeting-card","title":"PREORDER “Very Homosexual” Flat Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes subtlety is overrated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVery Homosexual is a delightfully absurd celebration of queer joy, self-acceptance, and the simple pleasure of being exactly who you are. Featuring an unapologetically cheerful rainbow making an equally unapologetic announcement, this card brings humor, warmth, and a little bit of chaos to any occasion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Pride Month, coming out celebrations, birthdays, anniversaries, congratulations, or sending a laugh to your favorite member of the alphabet mafia.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause some things deserve a long explanation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd some things can be summed up with: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003every homosexual.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"699\"\u003e5 × 7 flat greeting card with light brown kraft envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"856\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📦 Estimated shipping: June 22nd\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"SoCurious","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48334083522819,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0660\/2919\/1427\/files\/3_06e8a2e8-3a61-48c6-930c-332252765eeb.jpg?v=1780586781","url":"https:\/\/shop.socurious.co\/products\/preorder-very-homosexual-flat-greeting-card","provider":"SoCurious","version":"1.0","type":"link"}